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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.你给朋友发的假信息,朋友相信了,现在正哭呢,还不赶紧去看看,去了,骗了,别怪我啊,愚人节快乐。

2.医生:“您的头多长时间疼一次?”病人:“每5分钟必疼一次。”医生:“那么,每次疼多长时间?”病人:“至少15分钟。”

3.我平时对老公很严格,不给他红票子,身上就带些毛票,而且我的雷达可以准确的搜出他的私房钱!!!今天老公抱怨: “哎,已婚男人苦啊,每天防火防盗防老王,还要处心积虑防着自己的恶婆娘!!!”。

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