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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一位报考医学院的考生在考卷上看到一道问答题:请说出喂食母乳的四个好处。这位考生很快就写出三个答案:不需要加热,携带方便,较为卫生,然后就憋住了……思前想后,突然大悟,提笔写下:容器赏心悦目!

2、兄妹一起吃米线。米线好几种,普通的4元,过桥米线10元。兄不解,问妹:“为啥过桥米线那么贵呢?”妹答:“可能这10块钱里含过桥费吧!”。

3、一苦逼陪领导游览汨罗景区,路过一口井边。说:“这是一口名泉”领导问“这是什麽泉?”答曰“屈原泉”“什麽泉”令讨反问。这孩纸又重复一遍。然后,令讨大怒;拼音还要你教!

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